Internet Cocaine

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“All that build up, and then just the tinkle of Lego bricks colliding with each other. Lost. My. Shit.”

Largest private collection of CPUs has been discovered upon one Russian guy has posted a message on a forum. His message says “here is my humble collection for you” and then listed something…

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Watch the video.

For a New Hampshire black bear, it started out as an ordinary home invasion. He strolled in through an open door, ate two pears and a bunch of grapes, and took a drink from the family fishbowl….

Racial slurs for the whole family, impress your friends with your vast knowledge of hate!

Courtesy of Last.fm, h/t Nick Halstead.

Original title and link for this post: Quite possibly the best Robots.txt file ever.

“You can’t come over to help me with this website thing until the PC guy comes to fix the line running through the screen. He was supposed to come yesterday but I guess he’s part of the fire brigade…

While many hurdles are keeping us stuck here on Earth, our solar system’s deadly radiation is chief among them. But scientists now think that a thumb-sized magnet could produce a force field…

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ouch

sjmp:

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[truly ponderable…(that SHOULD be a word)…]

During a recent visit to the Pleasure Chest sex shop on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood (‘We’ve been making life sexy since 1971’) a roll of hot pink tape stood out among all…

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“It was business as usual for Andrie on the course until he reached the last hole and asked for his 6-iron. Maxey instead suggested a 5-iron, as if they were poorly reenacting Happy…

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Maybe you haven’t seen Inception yet, but if you’ve seen the trailer detailing the premise, this parody by ColbyCornish/FilmDrunk makes for a fun alternate preview….

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definitely feel dans pain

Whee! It’s hard to believe it’s been a year of SMBC Theater, but we finally have a freakin DVD. For this first one, if you buy a hard copy, we’ll autograph it and include some stickers.

I had…